Goosey Goosey Gander is a nursery rhyme referenced in the novel N or M?.
- Goosey goosey gander,
- Whither shall I wander?
- Upstairs and downstairs
- And in my lady's chamber.
- There I met an old man
- Who wouldn't say his prayers,
- So I took him by his left leg
- And threw him down the stairs.